100 Things About Me

So, a few other friends have done this same blog, so I figured, what the fuck, I'll do it, too. These 100 things are in a completely random order, and they are all 100% true. Also, if you have questions about a certain item on this list, feel free to ask. However, depending on the item and the question, I may not give you much of an answer. Now, onto the list.

1. 4 years ago, I spent a night in jail.
2. I dated former porn star Tabitha Banks for a brief period in 2006.
3. I have never smoked a cigarette, nor have I ever used any recreational drugs of any kind.
4. I have tried alcohol in the past, but I have never been drunk, or even so much as tipsy.
5. Even though I own literally hundreds of video games, many of them have remained unfinished for various reasons. In some cases, I've never even played the game.
6. After I got back into the gym once my daughter was born, I weighed as much as 210 pounds at one point (I am back down to 160 pounds now, though).
7. Despite not speaking the language, I love Asian films, especially those in the horror and action genres.
8. I had a threesome with my wife and a friend last week.
9. I proposed to my wife before we even met face-to-face.
10. I really enjoy the music of Sheryl Crow.
11. My all-time favorite band is the Misfits.
12. I have not been to a concert in nearly 10 years, and the last concert I attended was-sadly-ICP.
13. I have slept with exactly 13 women in my life.
14. I briefly trained to be a pro wrestler 9 or 10 years ago, but had to give it up after injuring my back.
15. I hate feet, but have a fetish for good-looking women who wear tall socks/stockings/tall boots.
16. My mother is a national-level bodybuilder.
17. I love the idea of world travel, yet have never had the chance to travel outside of the U.S.
18. I have lost two children due to miscarriages.
19. I have never seen The Wizard Of Oz all the way through.
20. I own somewhere in the ballpark of 1500-2000 VHS tapes, DVDs and Blu-Ray discs.
21. My favorite actor is Jason Statham.
22. I co-created two separate comic book series with friends while in high school (Obviously, they were never submitted for publication or anything like that; they were done just for fun).
23. I have never broken a bone in my life.
24. I currently have 24 tattoos.
25. Had I been drafted to war during the years I was eligible, I would have been a draft dodger and moved to Canada.
26. I have "deflowered" a virgin.
27. I split my forehead open in the 8th grade while at school after running head-first into a locker.
28. For a time, I knew the entire script for Wayne's World by heart.
29. I have read the dictionary cover-to-cover.
30. Prior to the age of 21, I got away with illegal gambling in Las Vegas when no one carded me.
31. I spent the first 25 years of my life in the state of Washington. I plan to move back to Olympia in the near future.
32. I worked in a prison for a year and a half.
33. I am an Atheist.
34. My all-time favorite sitcom is Married...With Children, with Seinfeld, NewsRadio and Arrested Development all tied for second place.
35. I have never been fired from a job.
36. My daughter has three middle names, after my mother and grandmother.
37. All four of my grandparents are still alive.
38. The only surgery I've ever had in my life has been stitches (twice).
39. I hate The Lord Of The Rings movies.
40. I love conspiracy theories, the unexplained, unsolved mysteries, etc.
41. I am a firm believer that, somewhere out in the universe, there is one or more forms of intelligent life.
42. I owned seven cats at the same time at one point in my life.
43. I have both an Associates and Bachelors degree in criminal justice, despite not working in the field nor having interest in working in the field.
44. I'm a firm believer in animal rights, and would defend an animal's rights before another human's any day of the week.
45. I would love to get paid to write for a living, but I am my own worst critic when it comes to my written work.
46. My favorite genre of music is 80's/New Wave, and my favorite artist in the genre is David Bowie.
47. In 2006 after being dumped once again, I seriously contemplated killing myself.
48. I was divorced by the age of 23, remarried by 25.
49. I spent three miserable years working for Wal-Mart. As a result, I refuse to shop there.
50. I can count on one hand the amount of times I've been in a physical fight in my life.
51. I began shaving at the age of 12.
52. I hate having body hair, so I "manscape" myself.
53. I hate looking at myself naked.
54. I have a very difficult time taking compliments.
55. My favorite stand-up comedians are Harland Williams and David Cross.
56. I have never met my brother-in-law, and I'm not sure that I ever will.
57. Despite living close to the Canadian border for 25 years, I have never been to Canada.
58. I hate all sports except pro wrestling and bodybuilding.
59. I began cursing regularly at the ripe old age of 4.
60. Despite the first Silent Hill game coming out in 1999, I did not finish it until last year.
61. I am obsessed with being in shape.
62. I actually like shopping.
63. My celebrity heroes are Owen Hart, Phil Hartman and "Dr. Death" Steve Williams.
64. My grandmother on my mom's side is the strongest woman I've ever known.
65. In the last five years, I've lost two friends to tragic accidents.
66. In my life, I've lost two friends to suicide.
67. I do not drive, nor do I have a license.
68. I have a habit of pulling hairs out of my face (nose, mustache, eyebrows, etc.).
69. I hate when people crack their knuckles, yet I have a habit of constantly cracking my thumbs.
70. I really hate when customers from my store run into me outside of work, as they always want to ask me work-related questions.
71. I like eating chocolate candy and French fries at the same time.
72. I also like eating chocolate candy and popcorn at the same time.
73. I can eat ketchup on just about any kind of meat.
74. I refuse to eat seafood of any kind.
75. My favorite restaurant is Peking House in Centralia, WA.
76. My all-time favorite meal is Peking House's Almond Fried Chicken Special.
77. I understand why some people are religious, but will never be able to fathom why someone would willingly be a Mormon or a Scientologist.
78. I actually took and still own a photo that appears to be of an apparition.
79. I had front row seats at Wrestlemania XIX in Seattle.
80. I am fascinated by Egyptian history.
81. I'm a big fan of Japan and all it has to offer.
82. Despite being a Marvel comic fan, I hate pretty much every Marvel movie that has ever come out.
83. I only buy movies and games. I don't rent either in any capacity. Ever.
84. Since he remarried, I have had a really hard time talking to my brother.
85. I'm not a registered voter, and have no interest in registering.
86. I don't ever want to have to go back to Wyoming for any reason whatsoever.
87. Both of my marriages took place in Las Vegas, with one set of my parents attending each wedding.
88. When it comes to soda, I only drink diet.
89. I hate Jack Black
90. I do not understand why anyone-male or female-likes Lady Gaga.
91. I lost my virginity at the age of 14. Oddly enough, she actually pressured me into having sex, not the other way around as is the norm (In fact, I actually tried to talk my way out of it several times).
92. My first kiss was the same girl I lost my virginity to.
93. I did not have sex again until I was 18 (not by choice; it just didn't happen until then).
94. Only two movies have ever truly made me cringe-Hostel and Audition.
95. Despite being nearly 30, I still really enjoy putting together LEGO sets.
96. My best friend is bisexual.
97. During my senior year of high school, I wanted to become a porn star after graduation. Not only did I think it would be a fun job, but I legitimately thought it would be the only chance I would have of having sex again.
98. I never planned on getting married a second time, or having kids.
99. Despite being from Washington, I find Nirvana to be one of the shittiest bands in the history of music.
100. I don't like my job, but am afraid to leave it.